Anomie: good
Hartella: Anomie, is there any news about Maverick and the film yet?
Anomie: what makes you think I know?
Hartella: because you always know everything first.
Anomie: lol. True.
Hartella: so are they still planning to make it or what?
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Anomie: I’ll be revealing what I know on Twitter in due course
Anomie: so I’m afraid you won’t be able to break the news ahead of me
Hartella: that’s not why I’m asking!
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Anomie: you’ll forgive me if I don’t entirely trust you after recent events, Hartella.
Anomie: I tend not to put my faith in people who hide things from me.
Anomie: and before anyone points out that I hide my own identity, that’s a different matter. Splendide mendax is my motto.
Worm28: what does that mean ?
Anomie: ‘nobly untruthful’
Anomie: funnily enough, it applies to my co-creator too
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<9 April 2015 19.35>
<Morehouse has joined the channel>
Anomie: I told you after the last fucking time. Don’t ever call me at home again.
Morehouse: You won’t talk to me about it in here, so I called.
Morehouse: And if you still won’t discuss it in here, I’ll call again.
Anomie: you can’t call me on the fucking landline. You can’t do that.
Morehouse: I did it from a payphone. Your fucking paranoia!
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Anomie: yeah, from a payphone in C********
Morehouse: Can we drop this fucking childish ****** bollocks?
Anomie: What do you want from me? I told you I’d look into LordDrek and Vilepechora. I’m still looking.
Morehouse: it’s been weeks.
Anomie: and it’s taken weeks and they’re coming up clean. If I find anything, I’ll chuck them out.
Morehouse: what do you expect to find, a fucking KKK hood?
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Anomie: look, I can’t kick them out on no proof.
Morehouse: fuck proof. You know I always thought there was something off about Vilepechora.
Anomie: They didn’t kill her, ok?
Morehouse: and how the fuck can you be so sure?
Anomie: I just am. I happen to know they were nowhere near Highgate that night.
Morehouse: fkn hell, you don’t know them in real life?
Anomie: no, that’d break rule 14
Morehouse: fuck’s sake, forget rule 14, we’re talking about murder here
Morehouse: what they did, convincing the others you were Ledwell, is exactly the Halvening m.o.
Anomie: look, if I find out they’re Halvening, they go.
Morehouse: Is that a promise?
Anomie: What do you want me to do, hold your fkn pinkie?
Anomie: I’ve said I’ll look into them
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Anomie: but they’re good mods, even if they are Nazis
Morehouse: is that supposed to be funny?
Anomie: kind of, yeah
Morehouse: I feel like you[‘ve got a reason for wanting to keep them around that you’re not telling me
Anomie: like what?
Morehouse: Maybe you’re all Halvening together?
Anomie: piss off. I’m not toasting Odin out of a horn or any of that wank
Morehouse: who toasts Odin out of a horn?
Anomie: The Halvening, probably. Norse runes and all that shit.
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Morehouse: you’re well-informed
Anomie: ffs I read it in the Times like everyone else
Anomie: anyway, you’re in no position to lecture me about morals
Morehouse: what’s that supposed to mean?
Anomie: wanking yourself stupid over Paperwhite’s nudes
Anomie: we agreed when we set this up there’d be none of that
Morehouse: how the fuck do you know she’s sent me pics?
Morehouse: are you spying on private channels?
Anomie: no
Anomie: she sent me a pic meant for you by mistake
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Morehouse: I don’t believe you
Anomie: ask her
Morehouse: I fucking will
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Morehouse: I need to ask you something
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Paperwhite: you’re scaring me. What’s wrong?
Morehouse: Anomie claims you sent him a picture meant for me, by mistake
Paperwhite: oh god
Morehouse: you mean you did?
Paperwhite: yes
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Paperwhite: I didn’t tell you because I thought you’d be really angry
Morehouse: shit
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Paperwhite: Morehouse, I’m so sorry, but it wasn’t a bad one, not dirty or anything
Paperwhite: I had to say I hadn’t meant it for him
Paperwhite: I know I should have been more careful
Paperwhite: I’m really, really sorry
Morehouse: it’s ok
Paperwhite: no it isn’t, now he knows we’re breaking rule 14
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Paperwhite: d’you think he’ll ban me?
Morehouse: he can’t unilaterally ban you, I’m co-creator, remember?
Morehouse: I just didnt want Anomie knowing our business becos he fucks with people’s heads. He’s a control freak. he doesn’t like anyone having relationships that don’t involve him. Either you’re a suck up like Hartella or you end up getting kicked out. Ive only lasted this long because he needs me
Paperwhite: I’m so sorry, Morehouse
Morehouse: no, it’s ok
Morehouse: which pic was it?
Paperwhite: the one in the pink shirt
Morehouse: ffs I thought you said it wasn’t dirty?!
Paperwhite: you can’t see nipples