I lay awake for a while as a dim morning light seeped through the curtains. My need for food became imperative and I thought I might venture downstairs to see if breakfast was still a custom at Minchingham Hall.
When I turned on the lights the dining room had been cleared and was empty. I thought I could hear sounds from the kitchen but I was stopped by a single cry, a cry of panic or a call for help. I couldn’t tell which. I only knew that it was coming from the Great Hall.
When I got there, I saw the nurse Shelagh, already dressed, standing by the door to the steam room. The door was open and hot steam was billowing around. Looking into the room I saw Fred Airlie lying face down; a pool of blood had formed under his forehead.
Shelagh came towards me out of the mist. “Is he hurt badly?” I asked her.
“Is he hurt?” she repeated. “I’m afraid he’s dead. He couldn’t get out, you see.”
“Why couldn’t he? The door opens…”
Shelagh bent down and picked up a piece of wood, about a foot long; it could have been part of a sawn-off chair leg. As she held it out to me she said, “Someone jammed the door handle with this on the outside. That’s how I found it when I came down.”
She showed me how the wood had been jammed into the oval circle of the door handle. Fred Airlie had been effectively locked into a steam filled tomb and left there to die.
“I think you’d better call someone, don’t you?” I asked Shelagh. She agreed and went at once to the small closet that held the telephone. I waited for her to come back and, once she arrived, told her that I was going to my room and would make myself available if needed.
It was Christmas morning. The bells of the village church rang out the usual peals of celebration. The sun rose cheerfully, flecking the empty branches of the trees with an unusually golden light. In our bedroom Hilda and I exchanged presents. I received my tie and socks with appropriate gasps of surprise and delight and she greeted her lavender water in the same way. It was difficult to remember that, in the apparently peaceful health farm, a man had been done horribly to death while we were asleep.
“I don’t know what it is about you, Rumpole,” She Who Must Be Obeyed told me, “but you do seem to attract crime wherever you go. You often say you’re waiting for some good murder case to come along.”
“Do I say that?” I felt ashamed.
“Very often.”
“I suppose that’s different,” I tried to excuse myself. “I get my work long after the event. Served up cold in a brief. There are names, photographs of people you’ve never met. It’s all laid out for a legal argument. But we had dinner with Fred Airlie. He seemed so happy,” I remembered.
“Full of himself.” He had clearly failed to charm She Who Must Be Obeyed. “When you go downstairs, Rumpole, just you try to keep out of it. We’re on holiday, remember, and it’s got absolutely nothing to do with you.”
When I got downstairs again there was a strange and unusual quietness about the Great Hall and the dining room. The steam room door was closed and there was a note pinned to it that said it was out of order. A doctor had been sent for and had gone away after pronouncing Airlie dead. An ambulance had called and removed the body.
Oriana was going round her patients and visitors, doing her best to spread calm. As I sat down to breakfast (fruit, which I ate, and special low calorie muesli, which I avoided) Graham Banks, the solicitor, came and sat down beside me. He seemed, I thought, curiously enlivened by the night’s events. However he began by accusing me of a personal interest.
“I suppose this is just up your street, isn’t it, Rumpole?”
“Not really. I wouldn’t want that to happen to anyone.” I told him.
Banks thought this over and poured himself a cup of herbal tea (the only beverage on offer). “You know that they’re saying someone jammed the door so Airlie couldn’t escape?”
“Shelagh told me that.”
“They must have done it after midnight when everyone else was asleep.”
“I imagine so.”
“Airlie often couldn’t sleep so he took a late night steam bath. He told me that, so he must have told someone else. Who, I wonder?”
“Yes. I wonder too.”
“So someone must have been about, very early in the morning.’’
“That would seem to follow.”
There was a pause then, whilst Banks seemed to think all this over. Then he said, “Rumpole, if they find anyone they think is to blame for this…”
“By ‘they’ you mean the police?”
“They’ll have to be informed, won’t they?” Banks seemed to be filled with gloom at the prospect.
“Certainly they will. And as the company’s solicitor, I think you’re the man to do it,” I told him.
“If they suspect someone, will you defend them, whoever it is?”
“If I’m asked to, yes.”
“Even if they’re guilty?”
“They won’t be guilty until twelve honest citizens come back from the jury room and pronounce them so. In this country we’re still hanging on to the presumption of innocence, if only by the skin of our teeth.”
There was a silence for a while as Banks got on with his breakfast. Then he asked me, “Will I have to tell them what Airlie said about leaving his money to Oriana?”
“If you think it might be relevant.”
The solicitor thought this over quietly whilst he chewed his spoonful of low calorie cereal. Then he said, “The truth of the matter is that Minchingham Hall’s been going through a bit of a bad patch. We’ve spent out on a lot of new equipment and the amount of business has been, well, all I can say is disappointing. We’re not really full up this Christmas. Of course, Oriana’s a wonderful leader, but not enough people seem to really care about their health.”
“You mean they cling to their old habits, like indulging in turkey with bread sauce and a few glasses of wine?” I couldn’t resist the jab.
He ignored me. “The fact is, this organization is in desperate need of money.”
I let this information hang in the air and we sat in silence for a minute or two, until Graham Banks said, “I was hungry during the night.”
“I know exactly what you mean.” I began to feel a certain sympathy for the solicitor.
“My wife was fast asleep so I thought I’d go down to the kitchen and see if they’d left anything out. A slice of cheese or something. What are you smiling at?”
“Nothing much. It’s just so strange that well-off citizens like you will pay good money to be reduced to the hardships of the poor.”
“I don’t know about that. I only know I fancied a decent slice of cheese. I found some in the kitchen, and a bit of cake.”
“Did you really? Does that mean that the kitchen staff are allowed to become obese?”
“I only know that when I started back up the stairs I met Oriana coming down.” He was silent then, as if he was already afraid that he’d said too much.
“What sort of time was that?” I asked him.
“I suppose it was around one in the morning.”
“Had she been to bed?”
“I think so. She was in a dressing gown.”
“Did she say anything?”
“She said she’d heard some sort of a noise and was going down to see if everything was all right.”
“Did you help her look?”
“I’m afraid not. I went straight on up to bed. I suddenly felt tired.”
“It must have been the unexpected calories.”
“I suppose so.”
Banks fell silent again. I waited to see if there was going to be more. “Is that it?” I asked.
“What?”
“Is that all you want to tell me?”
“Isn’t it enough?” He looked up at me, I thought pleadingly. “I need your advice, Rumpole. Should I tell the police all that? After all, I’m a friend of Oriana. I’ve known her and been her friend for years. I suppose I’ll have to tell them?”