“Of course. She was due to inherit all Airlie’s money. Who else had a motive?”
“I can’t think of anyone at the moment.”
“If she’s found guilty of murdering Airlie she won’t be able to inherit the money anyway. That’s the law, isn’t it?”
“Certainly.”
“I’ll have to tell her that. Then there’d be no hope of the health farm getting the money either. Tom Minchingham’s father made the contract with her personally.”
“Then you’ve got a bundle of good news for her.” I dug into what was left of my papaya biscuit.
“There is another matter.” Banks looked stern. “I’ll also have to tell her that the prosecution will probably oppose bail because of the seriousness of the offence.”
“More good news,” I said, but this time the solicitor ignored me and continued to look determinedly grave and hopeless. At this point Mrs Banks announced that they were going straight back to London. “This place is now too horrible to stay in for a moment longer.”
“Are you going back to London this morning, Rumpole?” Banks asked me.
“Not this morning. I might stay a little while longer. I might have a chat with some of the other people who were with us at the table with Airlie.”
“Whatever for?”
“Oh, they might have heard something helpful.”
“Can you imagine what?”
“Not at the moment.”
“Anyway.” Graham Banks gave me a look of the utmost severity. “It’s the solicitor’s job to go round collecting the evidence. You won’t find any other barrister doing it!”
“Oh yes, I know.” I did my best to say this politely. “But then I’m not any other barrister, am I?”
It turned out that She Who Must Be Obeyed was of one mind with Mrs Banks. “I want to get out of here as quickly as possible,” she said. “The whole Christmas has been a complete disaster. I shall never forget the way that horrible woman killed that poor man.”
“So you’re giving up on health farms?”
“As soon as possible.”
“So I can keep on being fat?”
“You may be fat, Rumpole, but you’re alive! At least that can be said for you.”
I asked Hilda for her recollection of the dinner table conversation, which differed only slightly from my own memory and that of Banks and his wife. There was another, slim, young couple at our table, Jeremy and Anna, who were so engrossed in each other that they had little recall of what else had been going on. The only other person present was Tom Minchingham.
I obtained his number from Shelagh and I rang him. I told him what I wanted and suggested we discuss it over a bottle of wine in the dining hall.
“Wine? Where do you think you’re going to find that at the health farm?”
“I took the precaution of placing a bottle in my hand luggage. It’s vintage Chateau Thames Embankment. I feel sure you’d like it.”
He told me that it would have to be in the afternoon, so I said that would suit me well.
After lunch was over and the table had been cleared I set out the bottle and two glasses. I also moved a large and well covered potted plant nearer to where we were going to sit.
Then I made a brief call to Shelagh and received a satisfactory answer to the question I should have asked earlier. I felt a strange buzz of excitement at the almost too late understanding of a piece of the evidence in Oriana’s case which should have been obvious to me. Then I uncorked the bottle and waited as calmly as I could for the arrival of the present Lord Minchingham.
He arrived, not more than twenty minutes late, in a politely smiling mood. “I’m delighted to have a farewell drink, with you, Rumpole,” he said. “But I’m afraid I can’t help you with this ghastly affair.”
“Yes,” I said. “It’s very ghastly.”
“It’s terrible to think of such a beautiful woman facing trial for murder.”
“It’s terrible to think of anyone facing a trial for murder.”
“You know, something about Oriana has the distinct look of my ancestor Henrietta Ballantyne, as she was before she became Countess Minchingham. There she is, over the fireplace.”
I turned to see the portrait of a tall, beautiful woman dressed in grey silk, with a small spaniel at her feet. She had none of Oriana’s features except for a look of undisputed authority.
“She married the fourth Earl in the reign of James the Second. It was well known that she took lovers, and they all died in mysterious circumstances. One poisoned, another stabbed in the dark on his way home from a ball. Another drowned in a mill stream.”
“What was the evidence against her?”
“Everyone was sure she was guilty.”
“Perhaps her husband did it.”
“He was certainly capable of it. He is said to have strangled a stable lad with his bare hands because his favourite mare went lame. But the Countess certainly planned the deaths of her lovers. You’re not going to defend her as well, are you, Rumpole? It’s a little late in the day to prove my dangerous ancestor innocent?”
“What happened to her?”
“She lived to the age of eighty. An extraordinary attainment in those days. Her last three years were spent as a nun.”
“As you say, a considerable attainment,” I agreed. “Shall we drink to her memory?”
I filled our glasses with the Chateau Thames Embankment that I had thoughtfully included in my packing. His Lordship drank and pulled a face. “I say, this is a pretty poor vintage, isn’t it?”
“Terrible,” I told him. “There is some impoverished area of France, a vineyard perhaps, situated between the pissoir and the barren mountain slopes, where the Chateau Thames Embankment grape struggles for existence. Its advantages are that it is cheap and it can reconcile you to the troubles of life and even, in desperate times, make you moderately drunk. Can I give you a refill?”
In spite of his denigration of the vintage Lord Minchingham took another glass. “Are you well known for taking on hopeless cases, Rumpole?” he asked me, when his glass was empty.
“Some people might say that of me.”
“And I should think they may be damned right. First of all you want to defend my ancestor, who’s dead, and now I hear you’ve taken on the beautiful Oriana, who is clearly guilty.”
“You think that, do you?”
“Well, isn’t it obvious?”
I poured myself another glass and changed the subject. “You’re devoted to this house, aren’t you?”
“Well, it does mean a lot to me. It’s the home of my ancestors. Their portraits are on the walls around us. If they could speak to us, God knows what they would say about the present occupants.”
“You don’t think that the health farm should be here?”
“You want me to be honest, Rumpole?”
“Yes,” I said. “I’d like you to be that.”
“This house has been in my family since Queen Elizabeth made one of her young courtiers the first Earl of Minchingham, probably because she rather fancied him. I don’t say that my ancestors had any particular virtues, Rumpole, but they have been part of British history. We fought for the King in the Civil War. We led a regiment at Waterloo. We went out and ruled bits of the British Empire. One was a young Brigadier killed on the Somme. I suppose most of them would have fancied Oriana, but not as a marriage proposition. But as for the rest of the people here, I don’t think there’s a chance that any one of them would have received an invitation to dinner.”
“Do you think they would have invited me to dinner?”
There was a pause and then he said, “If you want me to be completely honest, Rumpole, no.”
“Didn’t they need lawyers?”
“Oh yes. They needed them in the way they needed gamekeepers and carpenters and butlers and cooks. But they didn’t invite them to dinner.”