“Where to?”
“You’ll see.”
We walked quiet in the dark to the gates on Sherbrooke. True to form Jack was plotting, and I could almost hear the gears at work.
“I’ve never heard of that book,” I said. “Who wrote it?”
“No one.”
“What?”
“No one wrote it. Well, someone did, but he doesn’t exist.”
“Who?”
“James Watson,” Jack said.
“Dr. Watson?”
“The same.”
“I don’t understand,” I said.
“But he did.”
“The other thing, your calling him out as a Jew and that. He’s on the level.”
“And the square,” Jack said, hailing a taxi.
The ’cab went uphill and along Pine to a large stone house, all stern wealth. We curled along a drive and under a porte-cochère, where Jack paid off the driver. Here spread an aroma of the nearby mountain green and rich, wet red leaves soaking in the dark, the dim spread of the city below with a suggestion of the river beyond. Not for the first time I yearned for the clean vastness of the sea. I felt a deficit of fresh oxygen in the East and I sucked up two lungfuls, closed my eyes a moment, and tried to simply exist.
Jack whistled, gestured from between the white pillars of the portico and without further ado opened the front door, from whence issued the smell of strangely scented cigaret smoke, cloves, and a sweetish spice. In the vestibule a pretty girl tottered towards us, giggled, and vomited into a large Chinese vase. Behind her followed a tuxedoed blade, his white tie askew. He grinned stupidly and dragged the girl away. We followed a noise down the hall to its source in an expensive salon. Fifteen or twenty people made up the party and a Victrola played jazz, with barefoot couples dancing on the Turkey rug and gin bottles piled on a table. They were all young and loaded, high society nitwits. Eyes turned to Jack as he entered and swept off his hat in a gallant gesture. There were squeals from a few girls and a mild tumult.
I hung back and scanned the vapid faces of the bright young things. Louche forms in short dresses and bobbed hair draped themselves over Chesterfields. Quasi-Valentinos wearing pulled-apart eveningwear drank and puffed at little cheroots. On a far chaise in the corner I recognized Bob’s blond head. He was talking to a copper-topped woman, her back to me and his hand high up on her thigh. As I was about to turn away I heard a laugh like a cork pulled from a bottle and felt my scrotum constrict. A face revealed itself, throat extended, mouth open with pleasure, lips a red circle. The eyes opened and looked into mine and it was her, Laura.
I stepped into the room.
“And what’s this?” drawled a lazy voice.
A ponce wearing a monocle stood before me, cocktail glass in his soft pink hand.
“He’s with me,” Jack said.
“Does it have a name?” asked the invert.
Fury, embarrassment, and fear clammed me up. I went dead cold.
“How very gauche,” the monocle said. “Send it away! Back out the tradesman’s entrance!”
No one spoke. The only sound was a scratching from the Victrola’s funnel. I was being looked at and felt a flush of heat in my damp suit, followed by a quick, choking rage.
“Easy, Roger,” said Jack. “Welcome your guests. Be a pal.”
The eyeglass turned to his coterie and their murmur. Someone changed the black disk and I saw Bob smirking my way but his hand was gone from touching her body. She looked in my direction, not at me but at Jack. The needle found its groove and out came Jelly Roll Morton. I could feel myself an object of scorn, persona non grata, a goat. Roger the pederast looked poison at me and his sentiment spread through the room. My true talent, Isis unveiled, the ability to provoke an instant dislike and to return the sentiment with interest. Weight of the Webley at the small of my back, six bullets ready to release. I opened my case and lit a cigaret. Jack had his overcoat off and was being poured two drinks by a flirt. He brought the mouthwash over and handed one to me, took the cigaret out of my mouth and placed it in his own.
“Trials of Job, Mick me lad,” he said.
“Why’d you bring me to this fandango? There’s a time you’ll go too damn far.”
“That I’d like to see. So far you’re rock steady.”
“I’m being tested,” I said.
“You might call it that.”
“And who are you to set the examination?”
“Calm yourself, Mick. Play nice with others. Talk to some girls, make her jealous.”
Again that amusement in his eye. He wanted me uncomfortable and off-balance. Winding me up like a tintoy. Why did I put up with it? Because he delivered. I was in the same room as she.
A pretty little number dragged Jack off to turn a hoof. I went to the bottles by the window box and poured neat gin, my back to the revelry. I saw my reflection in the glass darkly, and felt my heart beating like a malfunctioning furnace. Ignore your parasympathetic nervous system, the baiting and humiliation. Forget it all, turn, and look at her from across the room. See her here, now. Drink it all up. Raw spirit burned going down.
There was Roger the lord of the manor covered in his leeches, Jack with another twist dancing close to a slow foxtrot. A roar of laughter, the tumble of bottles. Laura was gone. She’d left the salon, and so had Bob. A nerve jumped along my face and twitched at my left eye. The cigaret coal burned at my knuckle and I let the stub fall, let it smoulder and burn this house down and all within it. I cut out to the hallway to find the once-retching girl passed out on the marble with her idiot chaperone beside her. The front room was empty; another door was locked with no light through the keyhole. Had they left the house together?
Above my head the ceiling moaned. I climbed the carpeted stairs carefully, flanked by hanging tapestries: brass rubbings from Crusaders’ tombs. It was too dark to see until the second-storey corridor. This wing had bedroom doors left and right, all locked tight except at the end. I could hear quiet voices and a muted squeal, a grunt and a gasp. The door was open a crack and a line of light led me as I came closer. Sway of a single candle flame with shadows thrown on the wall. A canopied bed. They were on their knees on the fabric spread in an indecent posture. I felt myself looming and fading into nothing, dead. My gun was infinitely heavy, too heavy to lift. Out of the orange glow I sensed the gaze of an eye pierce out and it was hers but I turned away and walked back from the gallows. She’d left the door open. She’d wanted to be seen.
Without knowing how it happened I found myself down in the cellar, somehow having passed through the kitchen and entered this subterrain by a fatal gravity, seeking a grave. A deep must and fungus filled my nostrils and around me ’ranged in racks were cobwebbed bottles from before the war. I wanted one, wanted an oblivion, anything but this numb agony. I selected a vintage and cracked it open with the butt of the Webley in lieu of a corkscrew but the whole thing splintered and broke, coursing staining wine over my hands as I dropped the mess to the flagged floor. Wine dripped from my fingers and mixed with blood from where the glass had cut my hand. An animal reaction guided the wound to my mouth and I tasted salt, copper, rot, death.
It was her pure hypocrisy, her feigned virtue and purity that wounded most. All that prudery, the dry passionless kisses and timid caresses broken off. There’d been no moral principle at work in her repeated denials, her frigid refusals, her contempt. It’d simply been me, me and me alone. She’d lie with others, but not with me. The wicked, evil, two-faced liar. The love of my life, squirming with another. The whore.
There was a thump above my head as they danced a Turkey Trot. Hunching in the basement I turned small and cold. I staunched the flowing blood with a rag. To the left was a passage elsewhere and I picked up two bottles to take with me. I followed the tunnel to an old barred door, locked from within. Wrenching the rusty bolt open started the blood again and my concern turned to a fear of contracting tetanus. Ozone poured over me. I was out on a street sloping downward into the city. There was a wind up, blowing east. The windows behind me filled with silhouettes swaying and moving. I took out the Webley, taking careful aim at a black figure in the window. Roger, fate willing. Instead I turned my back on them, pushed the cork down one bottle’s neck, and drank until near-bursting.