“Clowns of no consequence,” he retorted, taking a brown egg from a hutch, turning it over appraisingly. “Long after their tents are gone, Wall Street will still occupy. Not the other way around. Was there ever any doubt?”
“The protests in Greece and France and Italy?”
“Those aren’t for a social cause. They’re riots for self-interest. It’s Greek statisticians and Italian taxi drivers and French bureaucrats all saying, ‘How dare anyone threaten our entitlements?’ while their countrymen starve. You have to admire the gumption.”
“The Arab Spring stuff isn’t all self-interest,” she countered. “And they’re doing it through social-media stuff.”
“The Arabs rebelled because of Facebook? They rebelled because they’re not on Facebook. Because they’re not installed in their hardware like the West is. Don’t imagine that digital code topples generals. It’s analog human beings. Not tweets and viral videos. That’s just the sideshow of our times.”
“You’ve become another declinist,” she said. “Everywhere I go! I was with this old friend in Connecticut — you remember that law student, Duncan? All he talks about now is doom and collapse. But there were way worse times than this. People used to suffer famines in Ireland, right? You can’t imagine that today.”
“I agree with you,” Venn said. “The West isn’t collapsing. Empires don’t crumble like they used to. Westerners are just in a bad mood. Suddenly, they don’t have their way, and they won’t stand for it. A bunch of spoilt children. (Then again, the difference between spoilt brats and successful adults is never that large, is it.) But anyone who frets about the fall of empires is missing the point. You have no West or East now. Like the poet said, ‘No such things as societies anymore, just individual people.’ ”
“Who’s this poet you keep quoting?”
“There is no poet,” he confessed. “They’re just lines I pick up. When I go, ‘The poet said,’ people lean in close and listen. Which makes me laugh. Especially since nobody listens to actual poets anymore.”
“But you, at least, are not predicting the end of the world.”
“Definitely not. Things are changing, but I don’t mind that. Look at what everyone’s so upset about: pollution and corporate greed and obesity. It’s all just forms of gluttony. Even this global-warming farce. Horrific. It is. But inevitable, too. Nobody can stop it now. All that happens if you quit consuming is someone else eats your lunch.” He smiled. “Remember all that nonsense about globalization — how the world was a village, how free-market democracy was going to unite the world? There are only individual operators, some pretending to belong to a group, others so naïve that they really believe a group exists.
“And your lawyer friend,” Venn continued, “for all his moaning, is he really acting like life is under threat? Or is he just sitting there, grumbling on his blog? Underneath it all, people trust in progress. Scientists will cure their lifestyle diseases; the Internet will fix their love lives; technology will solve the oil crisis. Because technology is progress, and progress goes on forever. But progress played a trick. It presented the ultimate gluttony of alclass="underline" those double clicks that turned everyone into rodents pressing buttons for the next sugar pellet. People who used to deride the losers for watching ten hours of TV a day won’t hesitate to click a mouse for longer. ‘Did she answer my email yet?’ That’s the new obesity. And nobody admits it even happened,” he said. “The sci-fi movies got it wrong. No robots marched in to enslave humanity. What happened was far more ingenious: the servants became masters by their perfect affability. No microchip was implanted in any human head. People just handed over their brains. The real clash of civilizations wasn’t between Islam and the West, or China and America. It was between what people had been and what they’ve become.”
“You make it sound nightmarish.”
“Not really.” He tossed the egg, caught it. “Just like it’s always been. A huge majority of fools; a tiny minority that runs the show.”
“If that’s what you think, why aren’t you worried?”
“Because I’m not part of any of this. I just watch.”
“Me, too.”
He shook his head. “You joined in. As you should, duck, as you should. It’s exhausting standing outside forever. I’ve been working at it my whole life. You can’t blame yourself for having been swallowed by your times. They eat nearly everyone.”
“Except you’re not outside society anymore,” she said. “You’ve got a family. The very fact that you married and had a kid is amazing to me, given what you always used to say about cutting ties.”
He sidearmed the egg at her. All she could do was dodge. But instead of exploding on the wall it bounced off intact, rolled along the chicken-wire flooring, stopping at the toe of his rubber boot. Niftily, he kicked it up into the air, caught it, peeled the shell. “I always keep boiled ones in my pocket,” he said, biting down. “Care to try?”
She nodded uncertainly.
He underarmed a second to her, and she snatched it from the air. It burst in her hand, raw egg dripping. He laughed, threw his arm around her, cleaning her off with a linen handkerchief, and continued with their tour of the grounds.
As they drove through the estate, Tooly told him about Humphrey, how they were back in touch and how she’d been caring for him. “It’s bizarre,” she said. “But he doesn’t even sound Russian anymore.”
“Why would he?”
“Well,” she responded, even more confused now. “Because he is one.”
Venn did a three-point turn, heading back toward the house. “That man is as Russian as we are.” Humphrey had indeed been born in one of those places in Central Europe they’d erased, Venn said, but he left as a small boy and was raised in safety in South Africa. He’d trained as a pharmacist there, owned a couple of shops, looked after his father, never married. When his father died, Humphrey went traveling. But the world proved a lonelier destination than predicted: all these people and none approached his café table. Even the waiters found him a bore. So he’d concocted a fresh self, the Russian exile, mimicking how his father spoke. People caught him out early on, so he kept moving cities, refining the act. “He wanted to stop for years, but was petrified you’d be upset with him! He got stuck, the old fool.”
“I guess he gave it up after I left.” She had further questions about the old man’s life, and Venn answered them all, reveling in the comical biography of Humphrey Ostropoler. She smiled at the account — Venn expected that response, and she obliged. But to do so stung; she felt protective of the absent Humphrey, his private life bared despite decades of secrecy.
Abruptly, Venn pulled up at the edge of a field. “This is where you get out.” He sent her squelching back to the house and reversed away to complete his farmerly chores.
When Tooly stepped inside, Harriet was in the kitchen, watching tennis on her iPad. “Can I get you anything? Glass of wine?”
“Please. Thanks.”
Tooly took a large sip, and considered Harriet, who seemed kindly disposed toward her, not because she was Tooly per se but because Harriet was favorable to all human beings (and ferrets), and Tooly fit one of these categories. People had to be demonstrably evil to constitute rotters for Harriet — until then, they were jolly nice. Whenever Tooly encountered that mind-set, she was baffled. Surely experience eroded faith in human beings. Then again, some people trusted and thrived because of it. She watched Harriet with the baby in her arms, a scene of contentment that Tooly couldn’t conceive of inhabiting, and it was hard to insist that she was the wiser.
Venn cooked goose for dinner, a bird taken from their own stock. As they ate, Tooly found her mind drifting. “I keep thinking about what you told me before. That stuff about Humph.”