“Umm… let go… please.”
“Tell me the truth.”
But Saito was completely lost in the role of the great detective hunting down a criminal. A very bothering character. Even an encounter with death could not fix such a painful personality.
“You are from the Albion army. Say it, A-L-B-I-O-N.”
“N-no. I am not related to Albion nor to an army.”
With frightened face, girl shook her head. However, Saito’s detective feelings sense was completely convinced that she was part of the Albion army.
“Then how I was 'lying in the forest'? I lost consciousness in the middle of an enemy army! So there!”
“I-I do not know how…”
“Spit it out!”
“Ah..”
Saito pulled on the girl making her lose the balance. Then she fell down on Saito’s thigh.
“Spit it out! S-eh?”
In an instant, Saito's face became pale.
Something big and soft crashed against his thigh.
Detective doubts about the girl where blown from his head in an instant, and now other doubt swelled up in his mind.
“Hey”, Saito asked.
What object crashed against my thigh just now?
…Breasts?
It should be breasts.
However… it cannot be breasts. Surely, there cannot be such breast size. So, it isn’t.
Yet what would be normal breasts like? Saito imagined cooking. Big, soft bread. Stuffed animal. And yes - rounded square cushion.
Then what.
Still, even if it was breasts, there were physical laws that breasts could not disregard.
By accident he caught her profile with his eyes. She was crimson. From shame and tension she seemed to not to be able to talk any more. Because Saito’s grip on her arm she could not stand up. Still, bravely, the girl struggled trying to stand up.
Something hard stuck in Saito’s throat.
T-this especially. I, aah, I…
These soft, heavy objects on his thigh changed shape while moving.
Saito, with his mouth agape, watched the girl. Felt like his heart valves were breaking, almost making blood spout from his nose. His heart was beating like a drum, and the enthusiasm of life was coming back to Saito.
As he watched the pointed ear which peeped from the crevice of her thin golden hair… three letters sparked in Saito’s head
T. B. R.
Or in other words…
The Bust Revolution.
Indeed… this was a revolutionary breast size.
When compared to the body lines, the size looked even bigger. This elf girl’s body was slender. He could see that when her body fell. Her ankles and arms were thin. Waist, neck – all were thin…only her breasts were different. Her breasts caused the revolt within this body.
If there was a law concerning breast size, this would earn a life sentence. No, the death penalty. At least if Louise were a judge, it would be the death penalty.
Aaah, because she wore voluminous clothes he had not realized. Aaah, because of her delicate arms, his mind had unconsciously applied that to the whole body. Aah aaah, for me, such a large breast size was all honesty.
“Ah, ya…ha, n.”
The girl let out sounds while struggling. This rascal, though her whole body is slender, why are the breasts so strange? Could it be that her breasts gathered all her nourishment, could it? I learned one day in science class about Mendelian inheritance... this miracle could be explained by the laws of dominant inheritance...
His brains boiled, while thinking.
“Big sister is telling the truth!”
“Don’t do anything to Tiffa nee-chan!”
“Stop doing weird things to big sister!”
Children suddenly rushed into Saito’s room. Seems like the children were watching them from the open door.
“Remove your hands from Tiffania onee-chan!”
Tiffania – seemed to be the name of this beautiful elf girl. Children started hitting Saito, who was grasping her arm.
“Eh! No! This! Different! Children, it’s different!”
Though Saito tried to make excuses… the children's power was too strong, even though these kids a little while ago were frightened by the weird stranger.
With potential of huge breasts that cannot be expressed in a single phrase, this delicate elf girl, seemed to be the children's treasure.
“You don't understand! This person’s breasts are too strange! Therefore I was surprised! It’s different! I was just surprised, that’s why I attacked!”
“Not different! It looked strange no matter what!”
It was justifiable.
“Ruffian! Be gone!”
“Wait! I’m not bad! That! Gyaa!”
“Eat this!” the girl with short blond hair hit his head severely with the frying-pan. Come to think of it, I was hit with the frying-pan in the dream as well, came the trivial thought, before Saito started a journey to the unconscious world again.
While rubbing his aching head, Saito woke up again.
Tiffania opened the door and entered. Even after seeing again, she was beautiful. The color of her hair was bright and sparkling with gold and white, tres bien indeed, he thought.
She was embarrassed.
“Just a while ago, s-sorry for the children… because they believed… that you were doing strange things.”
Tiffania was carrying the heavy Derflinger in her arms. Unsho, yokkorasho – panting, she put strained expression that didn’t suit her face and leaned it against the bed.
“Derf!”
“Yoo, partner… Are you finally awake? I'm so glad, I'm so glad.”
Derflinger explained what happened after Saito fainted.
How he fell immediately before attacking the general.
And how Derflinger using ‘absorbed amount of magic to move Gandálfr’ ability ran away to the forest.
“But, I was at a loss. And sad because you died. Your heart stopped too. I was fed up with making friends and then losing them, what kind of legendary Derf I am.”
“Well, I survived…”
Saito, took a long look at himself again.
“Partner.”
“Hold your tongue! Why haven’t you told me that you have such an ability?”
“I had forgotten… I am rather forgetful. But partner’s death made me sad. Partner is partner after all. No, not a legend anymore, but partner is partner…”
He said in an inarticulate way, but Saito was not listening to Derflinger’s whining already.
Ignoring his aching body, he bowed to Tiffania.
“I'm really sorry! I… Though you helped me, I suspected you to take part in an enemy trap...”
“Eh? It’s all right. That, umm, don’t worry.”
Tiffania muttered, looking embarrassed.
“But, to heal such injury…”
Once again, the inborn curiosity raised it’s head. Saito asked anxiously.
“If you can, could you tell me? What magic you used to heal me when I was in a near death state?”
Tiffania, hesitating whether to say or not… revealed a ring.
It was an old ring, only a dull silver plinth.
In that silver base for the fourth finger ring - there must have been a stone before.
“I was cured by this ring?”
Tiffania nodded with a stern face.
“Such an incredible ring! To cure such a severe injury! If you have it, people won‘t die from injuries or diseases!”
Tiffania shook her head.
“That’s impossible.”
“What?” Saito was bewildered. Derflinger explained.
“Ancient Magic. Elf treasure, isn’t it? The girl is half-elf.”