Again the camera angle changed, to show the football sailing thrugh the uprights of the goal post. The announcer said, “It’s gooood!l” as the referee raised both arms over his head.
Finger groaned.
“It’s only a field goal,” Montpelier said.
“So as the teams prepare for the kickoff,” the announcer said cheerily, “the score is Montana seventeen, Honolulu zero.”
With a gargling sound, Finger pawed through the attache case. He grabbed a bottle of pills as he yelled, “Turn it off! Turn it off!” and poured half the bottle’s contents down his throat.
Montpelier turned the game off, just catching a view of the scoreboard clock. Only eight minutes of the first quarter had elapsed.
He turned to Finger. “What are you going to do?”
His face white, Titanic’s boss said softly, “Get out of town. Get out of the country. Get off the planet, if I can. Maybe the lunar colony would be a safe place for me… if I could qualify. I’ve got a bad heart, you know.”
Like an ox, Montpelier thought Aloud, he asked, “But you’ve been through bankruptcy proceedings before. Why are you getting so upset over this one?”
Raising his eyes to an unhelpful heaven, Finger said, “The other bankruptcy hearings were when we owed money to banks. Or to the government. What we owe now, we owe to the mob. When they foreclose, they take your head home and mount it on the goddamn wall!”
“The gamblers…”
Finger wagged his head. “Not the gamblers. I’m square with them. The bankers who backed us on ‘The Starcrossed.’ It’s their money I’ve been betting. When the show flops they’re gonna want their money back. With interest.”
“Ohhh.”
“Yeah, ohhh.” Finger knuckled his eyes. “Turn the game on again. Maybe they’re doing something…”
The three-dee image solidified, despite annoying flickers and shimmers, to show an orange-and-yellow Pineapple ball carrier break past two would-be tacklers, twist free of another Sasquatch defender and race down the sidelines. The crowd was roaring and Finger was suddenly on his feet, screaming.
“Go! Go! Go, you black sonofabitch!”
There was only one Sasquatch left in the scene, closing in on the Pineapple runner. They collided exactly at the Montana ten yard line. He twisted partially free, and as he began to fall, another Sasquatch pounced on him. The ball squirted loose.
“Aarrghh!”
What seemed like four hundred men in muddied uniforms piled on top of each other. There was a long moment of breathless suspense while the referees pulled bodies off the mountain of rain-soaked fiesh.
Finger stood frozen, his fists pressed into his cheeks.
The bottom man in the pile was a Sasquatch. And under him was the ball.
“Turn it off! Turn it off!”
They spent the rest of the afternoon like that, alternately turning on the three-dee, watching the Sasquatches hurt the pineapples, and turning off the three-dee. Finger moaned, he fainted, he swallowed pills. Montpelier went out for sandwiches; on Sunday the building’s cafeterias were closed.
He idly wondered how far the bankers’ revenge would go. If they can’t get B.F., will they come after me? He tried to put the thought aside, but ugly scenes from Mafia movies kept crawling into his skull.
Finger wolfed down his sandwich as if it were his last meal. They turned the game on one final time, and the Sasquatches were ahead by 38-7 with less than two minutes to play. Finger started calling airlines.
He set up seven different fights for himself, for destinations as diverse as Rio de Janeiro and Ulan Bator.
“I’ll dazzle them with footwork,” he joked weakly. His face looked far from jovial.
The phone chimed. With a trembling hand, Finger touched the ox button. The same comer that had showed the football game now presented a three-dee image of a gray-templed man sitting a a desk. He looked intelligent, wealthy, conservative and powerful. His suit was gray, with a vest. The padded chair on which he saw was real leather, Montpelier somehow sensed. The wall behind him was panelled in dark mahogany. A portrait of Nelson Rockefeller hung there.
“Mr. Finger,” he said in a beautifully modulated baritone. “I’m pleased to find you in your office this afternoon. My computer doesn’t seem to have your home number. Working hard, I see.”
“Yes,” Finger said, his voice quavering just the slightest bit. “Yes… you know how it is in this business, heh heh.”
The man smiled without warmth.
“I, uh… I don’t think I know you,” Finger said.
“We have never met. I am an attorney, representing a group of gentlemen who have invested rather substantial sums in Titanic Productions, Incorporated.”
“Oh. Yes. I see.”
“Indeed.”
“The gentlemen who’re backing ‘The Starcrossed.’”
The man raised a manicured forefinger. “The gentlemen are backing Titanic Productions, not any particular show. In a very real sense, Mr. Finger, they have invested in you. In your business acumen, your administrative capabilities, your… integrity.”
Finger swallowed hard. “Well, eh, ‘The Starcrossed’ is the show that we’ve sunk their… eh, invested their money into. It goes on the air in three weeks. That’s the premier date, second week of January. Friday night. Full network coverage. Its a good spot, and…”
“Mr. Finger.”
Montpelier had never seen B.F. stopped by such a quiet short speech.
“Yessir?” Finger squeaked.
“Mr. Finger, did you happen to’ watch the Montana Sasquatch football game this afternoon?”
“Uh…” Finger coughed, cleared his throat. “Why, um, I did take a look at part of it, yes.”
The man from New York let a slight frown mar his handsome features. “Mr. Finger, the bankers wham I represent have some associates who—quite frankly—I find very distasteful. These, ah, associates are spreading an ugly rumor to the effect that you have been betting quite heavily on the Honolulu professional football team. Quite heavily. And since Honolulu lost this afternoon, my clients thought it might be wise to let you know that this rumor has them rather upset”
“Upset,” Finger echoed.
“Yes. They fear that the money they have invested in Titanic Productions has been channeled into the hands of…” he showed his distaste quite visibly “…bookies. They fear that you have lost all their money and will have nothing to show for their investment. That would make them very angry, I’m afraid. And justifiably so.”
Finger’s head bobbed up and down. “I can appreciate that.”
“The proceedings that they would institute against you would be so severe that you might be tempted to leave the country or disappear altogether.”
“Oh, I’d never.…”
“A few years ago, in a similar situation, a man who tried to cheat them became so remorseful that he committed suicide. He somehow managed to shoot himself in the back of the head. Three times.”
What little color was left in Finger’s face drained away completely. He sagged in his chair.
“Mr. Finger, are you all right? Does the thought of violence upset you?”
Finger nodded weakly.
“I’m terribly sorry. It’s raining here in New York and I tend to get morbid on rainy Sunday afternoons. Please forgive me.”
Finger raised a feeble hand. “Think nothing of it.”
“Back to business, if you don’t mind. Mr. Finger, there is a series called ‘The Starcrossed’? And it will premier on the second Friday in January?”
“Eight p.m.” Montpelier said as firmly as possible.
“Ah. Thank you, young man. This show does represent the investment that my clients have made?”