“Where?” said Maria.
“I don’t know yet.”
They headed back through the hotel lobby, stopped by the front desk and began going through the rack of tourist brochures. Teresa picked up and put down pamphlets. “Dreher Park Zoo, nope; Norton Gallery, nope; Clematis Concert Series, nope; Polo Club, definitely nope…”
“Wait a minute,” said Maria, slowly opening a brochure with a silver Amtrak train on the cover. “Look at this.”
“What is it?”
“A mystery train. New York to Miami. Departs New Year’s Day.”
“What’s a mystery train?”
“You know, they act out whodunits, passengers participate.”
“Oh my God!” said Maria, folding over the pamphlet and holding it out to the others. “Look at the book they’re going to perform.”
“The Stingray Shuffle!” said Teresa. “That’s too much of a coincidence.”
“We’re meant to get on that train,” said Rebecca. “We’ll kick ourselves if we don’t go.”
“It’s only two days away,” said Sam. “We don’t have tickets, we don’t have plans…”
“Exactly,” said Teresa. “It’s so impulsive. We’ll get oneway plane tickets, see the ball drop in Times Square like we always wanted, then take the train back the next day.”
“Hold everything,” said Maria, pointing out something else in the brochure. “Look at this list of celebrities onboard.”
“No way!” said Rebecca.
“That seals it,” said Teresa. “Now we really have to go.”
Teresa fished in her purse for the valet ticket. “So we’re finally going to catch up with him.”
“I still can’t believe we’re actually on this plane,” said Maria.
“Look at that sunset,” said Rebecca.
They all leaned and stared out the left windows as the sun left a scarlet stripe across the bed of clouds. They could see another jet, miles away and tiny, moving across the horizon in the same direction.
Seat 24B in that other plane was ticketed to passenger Serge A. Storms, who leaned across the businessman traveler in the window seat next to him to take twenty pictures of the setting sun. Click, click, click…
The sun finally disappeared and Serge sat back in his seat. “Thanks for letting me do that. I think I got some great shots. It’s important to record every sunset I can.”
The businessman looked at Serge a second, then went back to his book.
“Yes, sir! Flying to the Big Apple! Goin’ to Gotham! Matriculatin’ to Manhattan! New York, New York, the city so nice they named it twice…”
The man took a deep breath and put his book down.
“I love flying but I hate airlines!” Serge told the man. “Who can keep all the fares and discounts straight? Frequent flyer miles, three hundred and nine dollars if you order fourteen days in advance, two fifty-nine if you stay over a Saturday, one nineteen provided you don’t get off the plane…”
The man looked at Serge another moment, then picked up his book again.
“Oh, trying to read, eh? Don’t let me distract you.” Serge faced forward for thirty seconds. “So what are you reading?”
The man turned the book over and showed Serge the cover.
“Ralph Krunkleton?” said Serge. “I love Ralph Krunkleton. Read all his stuff back in school. Personally, I think that’s his best book, balances surrealism with traditional murder mystery machinations. But don’t worry, I won’t give away the ending.”
The man smiled politely and went back to reading. Serge stared forward another thirty seconds. Then he leaned over and whispered the ending.
The man dropped the book in his lap in exasperation.
“What?” said Serge. “I just did you a favor. That’s the big mistake people make reading Krunkleton. They get all caught up in the suspense plot. Now you can concentrate on the prose, lyrical language selection and social nuances. And don’t forget the five million dollars that’s floating around. You’ll never guess who gets it…. Oh, I just told you. Sorry.”
The man put the book away.
“Good idea,” said Serge. “They’re preparing the serving cart. You wouldn’t want to spill anything.” Serge lowered his tray and folded his hands on it and smiled. Then he started tapping his fingers. He stuck his head out in the aisle. “What’s taking them so long?”
He reached up to the overhead console and twisted a nozzle. A blast of cold air began blowing the man’s hair around. He turned slowly toward Serge.
“Whoops, wrong one.” Serge twisted the nozzle shut and twisted another, then closed his eyes and stuck his face up in the chilly stream. The man picked up an airline magazine.
Serge opened his eyes and turned off the vent. He pressed other buttons. Lights flashed on and off the magazine the man was trying to read.
“Need a reading light?” asked Serge. “Don’t want to ruin your eyes.” Lights continued flashing on and off.
“Here comes the cart! I love the cart!” said Serge. “All the choices — so hard to decide. There’s the spicy Bloody Mary mix and orange juice and soda. They only pour half the can in those little cups, but you can ask them to leave the whole can. That’s what I do.”
Serge leaned into the aisle and looked forward toward Row 11. The sleeve of a tropical shirt and the bandaged foot were still there. He leaned back.
The attendant came to their row, and the businessman handed her eight dollars. “Scotch. Double.”
“Coke,” said Serge. “Please leave the can. And can I have one of those huge, huge bags of peanuts — I haven’t eaten in days! Ha, ha, ha, ha…”
He turned to the man. “Oh, a drinker, eh? It’s weird how times changed about that. One day you’re Mr. Sophistication, and the next you’re a social leper with a stigmatizing disease….”
The man chugged his scotch and set the glass on his tray next to two empty airline miniatures.
“You might want to go easy on that stuff,” said Serge. “I don’t mean to preach, but there are all kinds of new federal aviation rules about in-flight behavior. You don’t want to annoy other passengers.”
Serge stood and got a box down from the overhead compartment. He sat and placed it in his lap. “Want to see my trains?”
Serge opened the box of model railroad equipment. “See? That green-and-orange engine there is The City of Miami. I painted it myself. Here, hold this….” Serge rummaged through the box, cabooses, tracks, water towers. “…There she is! This baby is precisely to scale. It’s Flagler’s personal car, the Rambler. Built her from scratch. Hold this….” More rummaging. “And this is the observation car from The Silver Stingray. That’s one of the great trains that take the snowbirds to Florida. Hold this….” He picked up a passenger car, looked in the windows, put it back down. “You should have seen them at the X-ray machine when this baby went through. About ten people crowded around the screen. They took the box off to a special area and had a dog sniff it.” Serge grinned impishly. “It was partly my doing. I arranged some of the metal tracks and trains in the shape of a machine gun, just to keep them on their toes. I have to make sure I’m safe when I fly…. Darn it, did I remember to pack my diesel?…” More rummaging.
The man spoke for the first time. “You know, the rest rooms on these things have all kinds of levers and buttons and secret compartments.”
Serge stared at him a moment, then quickly grabbed all the trains from the man’s arms, repacked the box and returned it to the overhead. He got up and trotted toward the back of the plane.
Twenty minutes later, a stewardess had Serge by the arm and escorted him back to his seat over his protests. “I told you, I wasn’t trying to disable the smoke detector. I was exploring….”
Serge reluctantly sat down. He thought a second. He reached under his seat for his camera.