Bouncing on the stilts, and with a top hat in his hand, he left his laboratory and tottered into the long garden beyond.
His wife came out of the kitchen-the house was at the other end of the garden-and walked over to him, wiping her hands on a towel.
"You're going now?" she asked. "Supper is almost ready!"
"Yes," he replied, "but don't worry-even if I'm gone for years, I'll be back in five minutes!"
"You won't return an old man, I hope!" she grumbled, and ran a hand over her distended belly. "This one will need an energetic young father!"
He laughed. "Don't be silly. This won't take long."
Bending, he kissed her on the nose.
It was nine in the evening, on February 15, 2202.
He instructed the suit to take him to five thirty on the afternoon of June 10, 1840; location: the upper corner of Green Park, London.
He looked at the sky.
"Am I really going to do this?" he asked himself.
In answer, he took three long strides, hit the ground with knees bent, then projected himself high into the air. His wife saw a bubble form around him and he vanished.
Edward Oxford literally jumped through time.
A moment of disorientation.
A short fall.
He thudded onto grass and bounced.
Glancing around he saw a rolling park surrounded by tall glass buildings with advertising flashing upon their sides. In the near distance was the ancient form of the Monarchy Museum, once known as Buckingham Palace, where the relics of England's defunct royal families were displayed.
A sonic boom echoed as a shuttle headed into orbit. People zipped overhead in their personal fliers.
Oxford ran into the wooded corner of the park, ducked into the trees, and pushed through the undergrowth until he felt safe from prying eyes. Then he stripped off the time suit and draped it over a low branch.
He reached up to his helmet, switched it off, and removed it.
A foul stench assaulted his nostrils: a mix of raw sewage, rotting fish, and burning fossil fuels.
He started to cough. The air was thick and gritty. It irritated his eyes and scraped his windpipe. He fell to his knees and clutched at his throat, gasping for oxygen. Then he remembered that he'd prepared for this and fumbled in his jacket pocket, pulling out a small instrument, which he applied to the side of his neck. He pressed the switch, it hissed, he felt a slight stinging sensation, and instantly he could breathe again.
Oxford put the instrument away and rested for a moment. His inability to catch his breath had been a perceptive disorder rather than a physical one. The helmet had protected him from the idea that the atmosphere was unbreathable; now a sedative was doing the job.
Unfamiliar sounds reached him from the nearby road. Horses' hooves, the rumble of wheels, the shouts of hawkers.
He stood and straightened his clothes, placed the top hat on his head, and made his way to the edge of the thicket. As he emerged from the trees, a transformed world assailed his senses, and he was immediately shaken by a profound uneasiness.
Only the grass was familiar.
Through dense, filthy air, he saw a massive expanse of empty sky; the tall glass towers of his own time were absent, and London clung to the ground. Ahead, Buckingham Palace, now partially hidden by a high wall, looked brand new.
Quaintly costumed people were walking in the park-no, not costumed, he reminded himself; they always dressed this way-and their slow pace appeared entirely unnatural to him.
Despite the background murmur, London seemed to be slumbering under a blanket of silence.
He started to walk down the slope toward the base of Constitution Hill, struggling to overcome his growing sense of dislocation.
"Steady, Edward," he muttered to himself. "Hang on, hang on. Don't let it overwhelm you. This is neither a dream nor an illusion, so stay focused, get the job done, then get back to your suit!"
He reached the wide path. The queen's carriage would pass this way soon. My God! He was going to see Queen Victoria!
He looked around. Every single person he could see was wearing a hat or bonnet. Most of the men were bearded or wore moustaches. The women held parasols.
Slow motion. It was all in slow motion.
He examined faces. Which belonged to his ancestor? He'd never seen a photograph of the original Edward Oxford-there were none-but he hoped to see some sort of family resemblance. He stepped over the low fence lining the path, crossed to the other side, and loitered near a tree.
People started to gather along the route. He heard a remarkable range of accents and they all sounded ridiculously exaggerated. Some, which he identified as working class, were incomprehensible, while the upper classes spoke with a precision and clarity that seemed wholly artificial.
Details kept catching his eye, holding his attention with hypnotic force: the prevalence of litter and dog shit on the grass, the stains and worn patches on people's clothing, rotten teeth and rickets-twisted legs, accentuated mannerisms and lace-edged handkerchiefs, pockmarks and consumptive coughs.
"Focus!" he whispered.
He noticed a man across the way standing in a relaxed but rather arrogant manner, looking straight at him and smiling. He had a lean figure, round face, and a very large moustache.
Can he see that I don't belong here? wondered Oxford.
A cheer went up. He looked to his right. The queen's carriage had just emerged from the palace gates, its horses guided by a postilion. Two outriders trotted along ahead of the vehicle, two more behind.
Where was his ancestor? Where was the gunman?
Ahead of him, a man wearing a top hat, blue frock coat, and white breeches, straightened, reached under his coat, and moved closer to the path.
Slowly, the royal carriage approached.
"Is that him?" muttered Oxford, gazing at the back of the man's head.
Moments later, the forward outriders came alongside.
The blue-coated individual stepped over the fence and, as the queen and her husband passed, he took three strides to keep up with their vehicle, then whipped out a flintlock pistol and fired it at them. He threw down the smoking weapon and drew a second.
Oxford yelled, "No, Edward!" and ran forward.
The gunman glanced at him.
He looks just like me! thought Oxford, surprised.
He vaulted over the fence and grabbed his ancestor's raised arm. If he could just disarm him and drag him away, tell him to flee and forget this stupid prank.
They struggled, locked together.
"Give it up!" pleaded Oxford.
"Let go of me!" grunted the would-be assassin. "My name must be remembered. I must live through history!"
A distant voice yelled, "Stop, Edward!" and a flash of lightning caught the time traveller's eye.
He looked across the park toward it. The man with the pistol did the same.
The flintlock went off, the recoil jolting both men.
The back of Queen Victoria's skull exploded.
Shit! No! That wasn't meant to happen!
He gripped the gunman, shook him, and heaved him off his feet.
His ancestor fell backward and his head hit the low cast-iron fence. There was a crunch and a spike suddenly emerged from the man's eye.
"You're not dead!" exclaimed Oxford, staggering back. "You're not dead! Stand up! Run for it! Don't let them catch you!"
The assassin lay on his back, his head impaled, blood pooling beneath him.
Oxford stumbled away.
There were screams and cries, people pushing past him.
He saw Victoria; she was tiny, young, like a child's doll, and her shredded brain was oozing onto the ground.
No. No. No.
This isn't happening.
This can't happen.