Here’s how to perform world-class analingus with all the sensations and none of the risk! Slip into the kitchen and tear off a large piece of plastic wrap. Generously lube up his anus, and place the wrap across his bottom, pressing a single layer into his crevice. Now let your tongue roam free. If you don’t care for the non-taste of the wrap, you can coat the tongue side with something tastier, like fruit-flavored lube. You can also use dental dams (see Appendix).
Butt Pleasure Toys
In addition to tried-and-true dildos and vibrators, consider these other terrific toys designed especially for the butt. They come in tiny shapes and sizes (even a lifelike finger), all the way to XXX-large! Start small, and move up in size over time.
Caution: Any toy you insert into his butt should have a long handle or a flared base, so it doesn’t get sucked inside where you can’t easily get it out.
Plugs
Put ‘em in—and leave ’em in. Butt plugs all have a similar shape—narrow at the base, thickest in the middle, and narrowest on top. The flared base prevents the plug from sliding up inside and disappearing.
Designed to stay still inside (rather than be pushed in and out), butt plugs do more than give a feeling of fullness while they condition the anus for more fun—they also intensify his sensations at the moment of orgasm.
Tip: To relax his anus for easier insertion, try a vibrating butt plug. Then hand him the remote so he can control the vibration speed—just like he controls the TV clicker!
Beads
Many men and women enjoy the feeling of the anus opening and closing around these smooth orgasm-enhancing beads. Just pre-insert a strand of lubed beads into his anus, then slowly pull them out with each orgasmic contraction.
Note: Cotton cord anal beads are for one-time use only, since they can store bacteria, even after washing. Try nylon or silicone cords instead.
Bead smooth. Before using plastic beads, always examine them thoroughly for any sharp edges that may need filing and smoothing.
Vibrating Anal-Ts
These innovative toys are designed to seek out your guy’s prostate—and bring him to orgasm—because they’re curved just right to land an exciting vibration just where he wants it.
A sexy trick. Place a clean Anal-T inside your own backdoor during intercourse and he’ll feel the vibrating tip inside on his penis with each stroke!
Strap-On Harnesses
He may be surprised—and you may be delighted—that sales of harnesses are booming among heterosexual couples all over America!
Has this crossed your mind? Strap-ons are designed to hold a dildo upright and rigid against your pubic bone. This enables you to penetrate your lover from behind, which can give him incredible prostate orgasms, and offer you the feeling of sexual authority—which can be very fulfilling and rewarding
Et tu? Every anal technique above, with the exception of prostate pleasure, will work for you, too. Interested? You know who to ask!
10. READY… WILLING… UNABLE…
Ahhh. Soft music. Soft candlelight. Soft breeze. Then, at the very height of passion… soft penis.
If a guy’s little head can tell his big head what to do, watch how frazzled your guy becomes when he learns it doesn’t work the other way around.
The truth is, penis mishaps. misfires and miscues affect every guy at one time or another. But the moment it happens to your guy, it can be an earth-shattering event.
Not-So-Easy to Be Hard
Since it’s impossible for women to know how it feels to get an erection, it’s even tougher to relate to losing one. It’s something like trying to play a game of pool with a piece of rope.
Impotence—the inability to get or keep a good solid erection—can be caused by the body, the mind, or both. It can be rooted in depression, guilt, stress, anger or chronic illness. It can also be a result of street drugs or prescription drugs, alcohol, tobacco, advancing age—or even sitting too long on a bicycle seat.
Impotence is more common than you think. This means that at some point in your life, this deflator of sexual self-confidence will strike the guy you’re with. The good news? In almost all guys, erections can be restored. So don’t panic.
What Do You Do When He Goes Soft?
No matter what excuse he’s muttering, fears and anxieties are undoubtedly racing through his mind, making it even harder for him to get, um, hard. Your best bet is to take a break to distract him and reestablish your connection. Tell him it’s okay. Kiss. Cuddle. Keep the mood light. Relieve any guilt. Relax. And don’t put any pressure on him to get hard again.
Then try this:
Play lovingly with his penis and balls, with no expectations. Touch lightly. Squeeze and release. Stroke with lube. Kiss him deeply.
Admire him and his penis, and whisper adoring words. Tell him how good he makes you fee!—without pressure or expectation his erection will return.
Take his soft penis in your mouth. Even if this doesn’t bring back a full erection, it will still feel warm and very nice.
Move on to something playful… like light spanking!
If he doesn’t get hard that day, try again another day. Never show disappointment, frustration or anger. He’s a man—not a machine—with no control over his penis right now. Take the time to show him that he’s much more to you than just a warm body part.
If the quality of his erections becomes an ongoing issue, try talking about it—openly and honestly—and be supportive of each other, especially if you don’t know what’s causing it. Then suggest he find out more by talking to a doctor, urologist or therapist.
Call in the understudy. As a great relief for both of you, pull out your dildo or vibrator, and let him take care of you till his erection comes back. He should be happy to finish you off!
Pop a Pill—Get an Erection
For the first time in history, a guy can actually pop a pill and temporarily overcome impotence—without herbs, implants, pumps or voodoo.