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At first, his semen doesn’t overflow like just-popped champagne-it must still travel the entire length of his erect penis. Propelled by his PC muscle, his bursts feel, well, orgasmic, with about 4/5ths of a second in between each one. By the fourth burst, the gap between them is increasing, their intensity is tapering off, and the ride is nearing its end.

Even though he’ll tell you he mostly feels his orgasms in his genitals, it’s a total body event. His brain waves dance, his body’s muscles tense, he tingles all over, and his expression can look like he just whacked his thumb with a hammer (but you know better!).

Phase IV: Resolution

His mind and body relax. His testicles emerge from his body, his scrotum becomes looser, his penis goes half-erect, then soft—and it’s impossible right now to restart the cycle.This can last from a few minutes to a few days, depending on his age and health. What a fine time to discover how skilled he is with his hands, lips and tongue!

Liquid Love

Guys tend to be proud of their come.They love giving it to you, showing it to you, showering you with it, and watching you receive it. Here’s how it appears:

Love Drops. Also known as “pre-ejaculation” or “pre-come,” this liquid may ooze out of his penis long before he orgasms. It can be clear or white, even a little bubbly—and it’s slippery, so it provides extra lubrication. While some guys produce a lot, others can go their entire lives without producing any. Either way, it’s totally normal.

Sadie Sez:

Ejaculation vs. orgasm. Contrary to popular belief, ejaculation and orgasm are not one and the same, although they usually happen together. Ejaculation is the physical act; orgasm is the pleasurable feeling.

Love Juice. Also known as “semen” or “come,” this is his ejaculate, and it can be thick, watery, goopy, clear or white. The intensity which it bursts forth is different from guy to guy, from day to day, from mood to mood. His come may simply dribble out, or shoot far across the room in short spurts or medium streams. And if he’s really turned on, and hasn’t orgasmed too recently, be on the lookout for a volcanic eruption!

To Taste or Not to Taste

It’s entirely up to you whether or not you wish to taste his come. If you always avoid it because of a distasteful experience in the past, you may be pleasantly surprised how times and tastes can change!

The unique taste of your guy’s come is affected by several factors, but genetics and diet are the most important. It will be warm, and either salty, tangy, sweet, bitter, bleach-y, brie-like-or anything in between.

Want a tastier guy? Here are the secret ingredients:

Come sweeteners: strawberries, papaya, mango, raspberries, blueberries, pineapple, honey.

Come sourers: garlic, spicy foods, asparagus, cauliflower, broccoli, onions, cigarettes, alcohol, coffee.

Sadie Sez:

Try a smoothie sweetener. Although there’s no guarantee this smoothie will work for you (but it did for me), there’s no harm in trying—it’s part of a balanced breakfast!

 2 cups fresh squeezed orange juice

 6 hulled strawberries

 ¼ cup blueberries

 I cup peaches, sliced

 I banana

 I tsp. powdered sugar

 4 ice cubes

Blender on high.

Down the hatch.

Enjoy love juice tonight.

4. SIGHTS! SOUNDS! SEDUCTION!

I’m going to clue you in on sexual techniques so powerful, I can’t believe so many smart, savvy women miss them. What’s more, any woman who tries them will instantly have her guy eating out of her hand.

Here they are.

Almost every guy’s penis reacts like it’s hardwired directly to two of the most potent parts of his anatomy: his eyes and his ears.

Lusty visuals and sexy sounds will instantly amp up your guy’s desire for you. Way up. If your sexual encounters now tend to be hush-hush affairs cast in a dull light, you’ll be amazed at the transformation you’re about to discover in both of you!

Over the next several pages, you’re going to see how to light up his brain circuits with sights and sounds till they’re smoldering hot. Half the fun will be watching his new erotic reactions to you—the other half will simply be enjoying your own.

Setting the Sexy Scene

It isn’t necessary to go all out with expensive flowers, exotic bedspreads and antique candelabras—unless you want to. What really matters is creating a comfortable setting that helps the two of you feel sexy, confident and good about yourselves.

Setting the sexy scene mostly means making sure your environment is sex-ready. So pack off the kids. Ship off the roommates. Clear off the bed. And set out the apparel, lubricant, toys, condoms and bubblebath for later.

Stuck at work? Tell the boss you need some time off (for bad behavior!). If there’s an hour to spare, try to get in an energy-boosting workout—but leave enough time to bathe, shave, file your nails and apply your makeup.

Set Him To ‘Simmer’

Do you know why certain recipes instruct you to simmer rather than boil? Slow cooking gets juices flowing.

Since you’re already planning to devour him, why not preset his dial to ‘simmer’—as you sear some wicked temptations into his brain. It’s easy—pick any two:

 Surprise him with a deep, smoldering kiss before he leaves for the day. Look flirtatiously into his eyes. Offer no further explanation.

 Record a flirty ‘hint’ on his voicemail, or text-message him with a few suggestions about what’s in store for him.

Sadie Sez:

The best laid plans. Before sending him your flirtatious signals, make certain you’re not about to go up against work deadlines, an unbreakable commitment or Game Seven of the World Series.

 Place a heart-pumping call to his cellphone at a moment you know he can’t possibly return your flirtations.

 Send him an email entitled “Your Appointment” and attach a naughty digital picture that the two of you took together. But beware of company-monitored emails!

 Place a naughty note in his lunch-bag or jacket pocket or sneak a pair of your perfumed panties in his briefcase.

The Final Countdown

A few extra touches now can lead to lots of sexy touching later:

 Lighting. Set out candles for a soft romantic glow that can also help ease any self-consciousness. Place them far enough away where they can’t be tipped over in the heat of passion.