“Dammit, Serge.” Alfonso took off his hard hat. “I have a million things to do, but now I’ve got to know.”
“You positive?” Serge wiped down the inside of the glass with a rag. “There are accessory-before-and-after-the-fact laws.”
“Just tell me what you’re going to do.”
“Suit yourself,” said Serge. “It’s your warehouse.”
He wheeled the handcart back to the Firebird’s trunk, loaded a weighty cardboard box and returned. Alfonso and Coleman watched intently as Serge removed a dozen clear cylindrical tubes from the box and set them on the table. They were filled with something gray and granular. Serge sequentially dumped the contents of each tube into the aquarium, carefully creating an even layer across the bottom.
“What’s that?” asked Alfonso.
“You should know.” Serge opened another tube. “It might even have come from your scrapyard before it went through a processing center.”
“Iron pellets?”
“Good guess.” Serge spread another layer on the bottom.
“But where do you get something like that?”
Serge used his palms to smooth out lumpy spots. “They come in a variety of sizes. Large, mixed ore balls for smelting fodder. And super-pure tiny pellets from mail-order technology wholesalers to use in semiconductors and electron beams. These are in the middle, a uniform half millimeter sold by school-supply houses to make science projects. But not my science project! That’s why I needed to get rid of that other gravel. Stay here . . .”
Serge took off running and came back with another box from the car. The side of the cardboard: PERISHABLE. He opened the flaps of the carton, which was lined with thick plastic designed not to leak. Serge waved urgently. “Check it out!”
Alfonso peeked over the edge before looking up. “A live lobster?”
“His name’s Shelly. Can you take care of him for me?” Serge took off running. “Coleman, let’s rock!”
“Where are you going?” Alfonso yelled after him.
“To fill five-gallon jugs of salt water at the ocean.”
Alfonso jogged to the warehouse door. “But what am I supposed to do with a lobster?”
Serge threw the Firebird in gear. “I think he likes music.”
Chapter Twenty-Six
NIGHTFALL
A sliding metal door creaked along its track.
A Firebird skidded to a stop in a cloud of dust. “Don’t lock up yet!”
Alfonso turned with a padlock in his hand. “Serge! Dinner’s waiting at home!”
“I’ll just be a minute.”
“That means six hours.”
“Three, tops.” Serge popped the trunk. “Coleman, grab a handcart.”
Alfonso exhaled with frustration and slid the door back open.
The pair began wheeling bluish five-gallon plastic jugs like the guys who service water coolers in office buildings.
Alfonso followed them as Serge filled the tank. He plugged in the aerator, and the bubbles started. Then Serge reached in the “perishable” box and petted the carapace. “That’s a good Shelly. I’ve made you a nice new home.” He let the lobster slip into the water and settle on the bottom. Serge pressed his face against the front glass and held up his right hand like it had a prize. “Since you like music, I also bought one of those underwater radios that can go in swimming pools or when you want to sing in the shower.” He clipped it inside the tank and turned it on.
The aquarium pulsed to muted bass tones.
“ . . . Surfin’ U.S.A.! . . .”
“You’re playing him beach music?” said Alfonso.
“It’s very important that a lobster’s transition to a new home be as stress-free as possible,” said Serge. “Or you know what could happen?”
Alfonso shook his head.
“He could get shell shock.”
Alfonso just stared.
Serge smiled and slapped him on the shoulder. “That’s a joke from the movie Rocky. It’s a groaner, but a good one. I love Rocky! . . .” Serge threw phantom punches in the air. Then he began absorbing a wicked series of combinations and body blows, staggering backward with each one—“Adrian! Adrian! . . .”—before crashing into the wall and taking down a large tool rack.
They ran over and helped Serge up into a sitting position. “Are you okay?”
“No rematch!”
“Serge! . . .”
He jumped up and ran back to the glass again. “I think he digs the Beach Boys album Pet Sounds.”
“All right,” said Alfonso. “I can’t stand it any longer. I know I’m going to regret this, but what’s with the aquarium full of iron pellets?”
“It’s the most amazing thing.” Serge affectionately tapped the glass. “You know when lobsters migrate in those cute little lines on the ocean floor in the National Geographic shows? They actually can sense the earth’s magnetic field to chart their course. And you know how we found out? They did an experiment right here in Florida, at the Three Sisters Reef down in the Keys, where they set up underwater magnetic coils, which altered their migratory routes.”
“So you’re doing some sort of experiment with lobster navigation?”
“No.” Serge tapped the glass again and turned around. “This is another facet of lobster magnetism. What I’m really interested in is his equilibrium. Familiar with how we humans use our inner ears? Similarly, lobsters have these little sacks of highly sensitive skin. And here’s the nutty part. They eat all kinds of crap on the bottom, but during digestion they filter a single extremely tiny rock into the sack. Gravity naturally makes the rock rest on the bottom of the sack, and the soft tissue there tells the lobster which way is up and down.”
“How does the aquarium come in?” said Alfonso.
“This is where science seriously kicks ass!” Serge reached in the tank and pulled out a single pellet. “Lobsters frequently excrete their ‘equilibrium’ rocks and replace them. So if you dump all the regular gravel out of an aquarium and refill it with iron pellets, it will eventually absorb one into the sack. Then, if you hold a powerful enough magnet over the lobster, the pellet will be pulled up against the tissue along the top of the sack, fooling the lobster into thinking he’s upside down, and he’ll flip over.” Serge tossed the pellet back in the tank with a small splash. “It’s hours of fun for the whole family.”
“But why on earth would you want to flip a lobster over in the first place?” asked Alfonso.
“Why else?” said Serge. “For a trigger mechanism.”
FORT LAUDERDALE
Light rain fell on U.S. 1 as evening traffic passed the strip malls just north of Dania.
Bells jingled at the front of a narrow storefront with a sign that said it was proud to have opened in 1981. The owner looked up from the counter at a petite woman coming through the glass door, which had chipped lettering in reverse: BENNY’S PAWN, GUNS & PACKAGE.
“How may I help you today?”
She pointed down inside the display case. “I want a gun.”
“That was direct.” The owner chuckled. “Ever shot before?”
“No.”
“It’s the perfect time to start.” He leaned forward and reached into the case, grabbing something off a stand. He held it sideways in an open palm. “This is a twenty-five automatic. Lots of women like them because they fit easily in their purses and have a mother-of-pearl handle. In case you’ve heard the rumors, this is top of the line, virtually jam-free.”
“Too small.”
“I like your moxie.” The owner grabbed another pistol. “A nickel-plated Smith & Wesson three-fifty-seven Magnum. And it’s a wheel gun, so if purse size isn’t an issue, you don’t have to worry about it jamming.”