Deeba began to scream.
As the Unstible-thing leaned close, his eyes gaping wide, and Deeba’s voice choked in her throat, Hemi moved. He strained against the ropes, and feeling the peculiar motion, Deeba realized what he was doing.
Not being pure-blood ghost, it was harder for Hemi than for his mother’s side of the family, but with effort, he could pass through solid matter. That was what he was doing. The flesh of his arms was oozing through the sleeves of his jacket and the cords that held them.
The rope passed sluggishly through him. He was not transparent like his ghostly relatives, and the bonds disappeared completely within his skin, until they emerged reluctantly out the other side.
Unstible lunged. Hemi yanked off his blindfold and whacked Unstible in the face, grabbed his leg, and tugged. Unstible roared and fell, and the smoglodytes scattered in confusion. Hemi grunted and pulled himself free of his bonds— and of his clothes, which, not being ghost-clothes, had stayed where they were, like the clothes on the bus. Only his shoes and socks remained on him. Without him there, the ropes around Deeba went slack.
“Quick!” Hemi said.
So swollen it was hard for him to rise, Unstible bellowed and smoked. Hemi kicked him, dancing between smoglodytes as they snapped and grabbed for his nude pale legs. Curdle rolled aggressively among them, wheezing sourly as they snapped.
Deeba grabbed Hemi’s clothes. She hesitated for one second, then picked up the tiny scrap of ghost-paper that had drifted out of the fire. It was unmarked, with only a very few ripped edges of spirits clinging to it.
Unstible grabbed Hemi’s ankle. Hemi tugged his leg, and Unstible’s fist closed through the skin and Hemi pulled himself free.
“Come on!” he shouted, and took Deeba’s hand. Behind them, Deeba heard Unstible hauling himself up and growling, and kicking the smoglodytes, judging by the animal squeals. Deeba and Hemi ran.
They tore along the deserted streets of the empty quarter, through an alley where the streetlights coiled and lunged at them like enormous snakes.
“This way! This way!” Hemi said. Deeba called to Curdle, and the milk carton leapt into her hands.
Deeba could hear running, and she knew that Unstible and his smoglodytes were close. Hemi led her to a brick dead end.
“Hold on a second,” he said. Deeba blinked as he shoved his head through the bricks, then brought it back.
“I thought so,” he said. “Jones and the bus are just there.” He held his hands cupped together in a step. The noise of their pursuers got closer. “Quick!”
Deeba struggled up and over with Hemi’s help. She dropped the clothes and Curdle onto the pavement, dangled, and followed them. She could see the top of the bus nearby. A pair of shoes came sailing over towards her, trailing socks.
A hairy mass grew from the wall, then burst out. It was Hemi’s head. He strained through the bricks as if shoving through jelly.
“Come on,” he said, emerging with an audible slurp. “Give me my clothes! Go! Unstible’s still coming.”
“Jones!” Deeba called, realizing that to shout might tell Unstible where they were but too terrified to care. “Jones! Rosa! Quick! Go! Let’s go!”
52. Skeptical Authorities
“I’m sorry, Deeba,” said Jones. “I still just don’t understand.”
The bus was flying low and fast, heading half-hidden through the roofscape for the Pons Absconditus.
“Like I said,” said Deeba. “Unstible’s not Unstible, he’s Smog. And the Unbrellissimo and the man from the MP’s office are in on it.”
“But why?” said Jones. “Why would Brokkenbroll be part of something like this? He’s helping.”
Hemi was pulling on his clothes, nodding vigorously at everything Deeba said.
“The Smog wants to burn everything,” he said. “Murgatroyd’s boss is putting smoke from London down here. Feeding it. And Brokkenbroll—”
“When you’ve all got unbrellas, Brokkenbroll runs things,” Deeba said. “You have to obey him or he can just let the Smog kill you. They’re partners. Brokkenbroll can’t force you straight off, so he has to make you think he’s on your side.”
“Deeba…” Jones looked doubtful. “Why would he do that? I don’t think he’d really do that, would he? Are you sure?”
“Unstible just tried to burn us!”
“Well I can’t say anything about him,” Jones said, “but Brokkenbroll— he seems to be fighting on the right side. Maybe he’s been taken in by this imposter, too.”
Deeba shook her head and stamped her foot in exasperation. She stared out of the back of the bus. There were birds, beasts, and clouds in the air, but nothing seemed to be following them.
“There’s the bridge,” she said. “Come on! I’ll explain it all to the Propheseers, too.”
Deeba, Hemi, and Jones descended by rope ladder, right into the office in the center of the Pons Absconditus. Deeba recognized many of the Propheseers’ voices calling to her in astonished welcome.
“Deeba!” Lectern said delightedly, reaching up to pluck her from the ladder.
“We heard a rumor that you were back,” said Mortar. “How wonderful. But…the Shwazzy’s not here? No? Ah well, we thought there might have been…miscommunication.” He tried to hide his disappointment. “And is this your friend? Hm. Well…hello. So…Jones and Murgatroyd found you? They’ve been looking—”
“Mortar!” she said. “Lectern! Where’s the book? Everyone, listen. It’s not Unstible. The man who says he’s Unstible wants to burn everything. And Brokkenbroll’s not on your side. The unbrellas…they’re part of a plan, and he’s got something up his sleeve…”
In her haste and anxiety, Deeba knew she wasn’t making much sense. Hemi’s garbled agreements and enthusiastic nodding weren’t helping. She could see the Propheseers frowning in confusion. She stamped.
“I explained to Conductor Jones!” she said. “Hemi was there, he’ll tell you.”
“She’s right,” said Hemi. “It’s a trick.”
“The Unstible-thing wants to burn the libraries,” Deeba said. “And build factories…and burn me…”
“You’re saying the unbrellas don’t work?” Lectern said, frowning.
“No, they do. But the Unbrellissimo’s giving them out for a reason—”
“Let me clarify,” Mortar said. “He’s giving us a weapon against the Smog on behalf of the Smog?”
There was a long pause. Deeba and Hemi looked at each other.
“Well…yes…” Deeba said.
“I don’t understand,” Mortar said. “Unstible’s dedicated his life to fighting for UnLondon, and now you’re saying he’s—”
“It’s not Unstible,” Deeba said.
“Who isn’t Unstible?” Mortar said.
“Unstible.”
In the silence that followed all the Propheseers stared at Deeba. She clenched her teeth in frustration.
“Where’s the book?” she said. “Get it. I know it’s not perfect, but it might have something written about this.”
“The book, ah…might not be too much help,” Lectern said. “It’s not in the best mood recently…”
“Just get it!” Mortar inclined his head, and Lectern wrestled it out of a drawer.
“Why are you bothering me?” the book said morosely. “Is that…Deeba Resham? Why are you here?” Then it asked in sudden excitement, “Is the Shwazzy back?”
“No,” said Deeba. “She don’t know anything. She don’t remember—”