“Quiet on the set!”
Silence, then the cameras begin rolling again. “Jenny, I’m sorry,” the actor says.
“Don’t,” she answers, “love means never—”
“Cut.”
The actress glares down the street past her leading man. She becomes less bewitching to Vikar. “I don’t believe they’re very good,” he whispers with some concern to Dotty, who’s smoking again. Viking Man next to her smiles broadly at the spectacle. “Make-up!” calls the A.D.
“He’s a TV soap-opera star,” Dotty explains, “who got the part after five other actors turned it down. She’s a fashion model who’s sucking the new head of production’s cock until his eyes roll so far back in his head they would be looking at his brains if he had any.”
“Can we get make-up on Ryan?” the A.D. calls. After a couple of minutes, filming begins again. “I forgot my key,” says the actress.
“Jenny, I’m sorry.”
“Don’t. Love means never having—”
“Cut.”
“What the fuck’s it matter!” the actress explodes. “Who cares whether it’s ‘not ever’ or ‘never’! Doesn’t ‘never’ mean ‘not ever’? It’s a shit line anyway!”
Viking Man guffaws and people turn to look.
“I don’t even understand the fucking line!” says the actress. “Where’s Bob?” looking around.
“Bob’s the new head of production,” Dotty says to Vikar.
“I want to talk to Bob!” the actress demands.
“Bob needs to fuck this broad in the ass a few times,” Viking Man chortles loudly. Now everyone turns to look.
“John has a charming perspective,” Dotty tells Vikar. “He thinks Vietnam is a good idea, too.” She says to Viking Man, “Louder, John. I’m not sure Evans can hear you on the other side of the lot.”
“Too much cowgirl for this broad,” Viking Man announces merrily, “not enough ass-fucking to put her in her place.”
“Jesus,” Dotty moans, covering her face.
“Hey, what do I care?” Viking Man shrugs happily. “I don’t work for this dinosaur,” waving his cigar at the studio. “What junk.”
“Come on,” Dotty says to the two men, turning toward the trailer.
“Pork her one in that tight little Wellesley ass,” Viking Man advises the multitude. “She’ll get the line right.”
59.
Inside the trailer Dotty turns to Viking Man and says, “Speaking of dinosaurs, I would like to keep this job. I don’t know how many more I’m going to have.” Behind her on a worktable is a moviola.
“God love you, Dot,” snorts Viking Man, “you’ll be here when the rest of us are long gone.”
“I worked on a Vincente Minnelli movie and an Otto Preminger movie,” Vikar says.
Dotty and the Viking regard him for a moment. “Minnelli’s a fairy,” Viking Man finally answers, “and Preminger is a Nazi.”
“I would think,” Dotty says, “that puts him right in your pantheon, John, but actually Preminger’s a Jew. Can you please go away now? Go shoot someone, as long as it’s not me or someone who might hire me in the foreseeable future.” She says to Vikar, “The man has an arsenal.”
“Not a Stevens man, myself,” Viking Man indicates the tattoo on Vikar’s head, “Shane’s, a little rarefied for me. Dot here can tell you about that one.”
“I didn’t work on Shane,” Dotty says. “They thought a woman wouldn’t know anything about a picture like that. I came back for Giant.”
“I’m more a Huston/Hawks/Ford/Walsh/Kurosawa man,” Viking Man continues.
“If the screen grew balls and a penis, that would be John’s idea of the ultimate cinematic experience,” says Dotty.
“But I appreciate the concept,” Viking Man says, still looking at Vikar’s head.
“He senses in you untapped reserves of psychosis. It makes him all moist.”
“Dot here will give you my number. Do you surf?”
“No,” says Vikar.
“I’ve got some friends who live out at the beach. Actors, writers, directors — God love them, they’re pinkos and hippies, but they’re O.K. They’ll dig the Liz/Monty trip,” pointing at the tattoo, “if it doesn’t freak them out.”
“Do they listen to horrible music all the time like everyone else in Hollywood?”
“A couple of the girls are into music,” Viking Man says at the trailer door, “but the guys pretty much live, breathe, eat and shit movies. See ya, Dot. So long, vicar.”
Dotty and Vikar look at each other after he leaves. “At least he cares about movies,” Vikar says.
“If he didn’t,” she says, “he’d be a whack job, all surfing and guns.”
“I tell people I’ve worked for Vincente Minnelli and Otto Preminger,” Vikar exclaims, “and nobody cares.”
60.
“Well, listen.” Dot lights a cigarette and lowers herself slowly in a chair by the moviola. Next to the moviola is a Jack Daniels bottle. “You’ve got people your age just coming into the business who will be running Paramount in five years, along with Warners and Columbia and Fox and MGM — all of which will be owned by companies that have nothing to do with pictures — who have never heard of Minnelli or Preminger, or just might be erudite enough to think of Liza when you say her father’s name. Then you’ve got people like me who have been around long enough not to have much romance about any of it anymore and are just trying to find some cover because we have no idea what’s going on. Biker pictures are winning prizes at Cannes and pictures about cowboy hustlers in New York getting sucked off in the cheap seats are winning Oscars, so the execs upstairs who are old enough to be my grandfather — which means we’re talking Dawn of Man here — feel gripped by a kind of cultural dementia. When my mother was in her last years, in her mid-eighties, she would wake at four in the morning and look out the window and wonder why it was so dark at four in the afternoon. The reasoning process by which you realize it can’t be four in the afternoon but has to be four in the morning had broken down. That’s what’s going on with these gentlemen. Minnelli musicals about past lives or whatever that thing was? Here at this studio we’ve brought in a gigolo to head production and the best we have going for us outside that door is a trite romance with two no-talents who don’t know how to say their lines, and a second-rate Mob picture written by a hoodlum and an egomaniac practically just out of film school. And in these groovy times, who’s going to see those?”
61.
Vikar says, “I’ve missed my chance.”
“Maybe you have,” says Dotty, “or maybe this is your chance and you’re not paying attention, or your chance hasn’t come yet and you should start getting ready for it. I’m not saying forget about Vincente and Otto — you obviously know enough about pictures to know you can still learn from those guys, which is more than the punk who made that biker picture will ever figure out. I’m just saying don’t expect those names to have the magic for most people they have for you. John’s crowd,” she nods at the trailer door where Viking Man just left, “will get it — writing this thing for Huston, he’s as gaga as you are in his own way — but nobody else will. What do you want to do in pictures? I assume not build sets for the rest of your life.”
“I don’t know.”
“Well, that’s different. Did you go to school?”
“I was an architect.”
“Really.” She says, “Maybe we can get you into production design.”
“You edited A Place in the Sun,” Vikar says, looking at the moviola behind her.
“I worked with Billy Hornbeck who edited it. We won the Academy Award. A few years ago they kicked Billy upstairs over at Universal where they’re about to give up altogether and concentrate on television. Now he’s one of those old men who can’t figure out why it’s dark at four in the afternoon.”