Nicholas is a would-be poet and video-store clerk with a weeping hole in his hand—weeping not blood, but a plasma of tears—
“IT WANTS ME, NAKOTA. IT WANTS ME.”
It began with Nakota and her crooked grin. She had to see the dark...
ZOMBIE MUNCHKINS!
TURD-FLINGING FLATHEADS!
EVIL CORPORATE CONSPIRACIES!
DELICIOUS MEXICAN FOOD!
OZ IS REAL! Magic is real! The gate is really in Kansas! And America is finally allowing Earth tourists to visit this weird-ass, mysterious...