"I don't care what it smells like."
I needed this too, I realized. It didn't take much to rewire Jen. Her brain was something unique, poised to turn ten years old again at the drop of a paka-paka attack, ready for every rooftop emergency door or plummeting j air shaft or secret revolution. But I hadn't felt this way in so long—like I could fly or at least dunk from the free-throw line, like the mortar in my brain was loosening. I took the shoe from her and held on tightly.
"Still think the Jammers are so bad?" Jen asked.
I swallowed, looked out over the river at the enemies of all I held dear, and gave them the Nod.
"They have their moments."
Chapter 36
I OWNED THE SHOE FOR ABOUT THREE WEEKS. THEN MY CREDIT-CARD
bill arrived. Drastic action was required.
"You can always buy a pair when they come out," Jen assured me.
"Yeah, but not with the real logo." I'd miss that bar sinister. As a certain French philosopher once said, "Man is the animal that says no."
But I couldn't say no to a certain credit-card company whose name is a four-letter word. So we called up Antoine to make sure he was working that day, said we had something important to show him, and went uptown.
Dr. Jay's, like hip-hop culture itself, appeared in the Bronx in 1975. They're still there and now all over town, selling shoes and tracksuits and all manner of sports gear made from synthetic materials with names like Supplex and Ultrah, space-age words to conjure images of robot courtesans.
"My man, Hunter," Antoine said, then gave Jen the Nod, which probably meant that he remembered what she'd said at the focus group and thought it had been pretty cool.
He led us to the back, through the good-natured chaos egged on by the store's awesome sound system: little kids running the carpet to test fit and feel, guys trying on jerseys to find that perfect length between waist and knee, reflective rainbows of team logos spinning on their racks.
We reached the sanctuary of the storeroom and squeezed ourselves between high shelves of boxes ranked by size and make, Antoine pushing a rolling library ladder out of our way.
"What's that smell?" he asked as the shoe box opened.
"Jet engine," Jen said matter-of-factly, unwrapping the shoe from its paper.
When it came into the light, Antoine's eyes began to shine. He took it gingerly from her hands, rotated it to every side in turn, checking eyelets, tongue, laces, tread.
A minute later he whispered, "Where did it come from?"
"Bootleg," Jen said. "But they were all destroyed. That's the last one as far as we know"
"Damn."
"The client will be doing a version," I said. "But this is the original."
He nodded slowly, his eyes never leaving the shoe. "They won't do it right. Not like this. Some committee will mess it up."
"And it'll never have that." I pointed to the anti-logo.
He laughed. "Guess I won't be wearing them to work."
"There's no them. Only one survived."
"Damn."
I swallowed. "The thing is, I have to sell it. Serious money problems."
He looked at me, waiting for the catch.
"I have to sell it, okay?" I said.
"Huh. Never figured you like that, Hunter. But if you need the money, you need it."
"I do," I said, sounding like the groom at a shotgun wedding.
"How much?"
"Well, you see, I've got this credit-card bill, and it's about a thousand dollars—"
"Done."
It wasn't until we were out on the street, cash in hand, that I realized I could have asked for more.
The punch line to this tragic little tale is that the client never released the shoe. They never intended to.
Instead, they pirate little bits of it every season. Like Frankenstein's monster in reverse, the shoe is being slowly disassembled, its beautiful organs transplanted into a dozen different bodies.
You've probably seen the shoe yourself if you've kept your eyes on the ground, but only in pieces. It's easy to recognize, on the client's products and a dozen knockoffs and bootlegs—that part of any shoe that rewires your brain, makes you think for a moment that you can fly. But you'll never hold the whole thing in your hand. It went up in smoke.
Still, you can't blame the client for following the first rule of consumerism: Never give us what we really want. Cut the dream into pieces and scatter them like ashes. Dole out the empty promises. Package our aspirations and sell them to us, cheaply made enough to fall apart.
At least Antoine got good value for his money: he got the real thing.
And I got Jen.
We wound up kissing after the shoe was sold and gone, out on the street in the Bronx, me a little bit nervous about the thousand dollars stuffed into our pockets, big wads of small bills. (Try it sometime—it's pretty intense.) And after that we went back downtown and back to work, me knowing that I was following a compass whose needle swung toward trouble. Jen's an impact player, a spoiled brat, a royal pain in the ass, and she rewires me like nothing else. But things get better when she turns them inside out.
Which she usually does.
Chapter WHATEVER
SO JEN AND I ARE STILL WATCHING THE JAMMERS, WAITING
for their next move. But don't try this at home. They're cashed up, dressed to move, and if they catch you messing with them, they will turn your head purple.
Don't worry, though. You won't be left out. They're coming soon to a shopping mall near you. They have an agenda, and it includes everyone.
The Jammers are all around you, even if you can't see them. Well, okay, they're not exactly invisible. A lot of them have hair dyed in five colors, or wear six-inch platform sneakers, or carry enough metal in their skin that it's a hassle getting on an airplane. Pretty easy to spot, come to think of it.
But they don't wear signs saying what they are. After all, if you knew what they were up to, they couldn't work their magic. They have to observe carefully and delude and confuse you in ways you don't realize. Like good tricksters, they let you think you've discovered chaos on your own.
So you ask the question: What can the Jammers do, anyway? Won't they just fizzle like any other fad, fail like a million other revolutions, wind up useless and bitter, like an orphaned pile of pet rocks in the closet? Or can a small group of well-organized and charismatic Innovators really change the world?
Maybe they can.
By my reading of history, that's the way it's happened every time.
INNOVATORS HALL OF FAME
First person to jump out of an aircraft (a balloon) with a parachute: André-Jacques Garnerin (1797)
First person to roll on classic «two-by-two» rollerskates: James Plimpton (1863)
First person to reverse initial letters of two words to amusing effect: Rev. William Archibald Spooner (1885)
First person to put ice cream in a cone: Agnes B. Marshall (1888)
First person to go over Niagara Falls in a barreclass="underline" Annie Edson Taylor (1901)[1]
First person to tie shoelaces in the «double-helix» pattern[2] Montgomery K. Fisher (1903)
First company to produce canvas-top sneakers: Keds (1917)
First person to cut clothing "on the bias": Madame Madeleine Vionnet (1927)
First crowd to do "the wave": Mexico City Olympics (1968)
First person to make a cell phone call from a NYC street: Martin Cooper (1973)
First person to scratch a record on purpose: Grand Wizard Theodore (1974-5)
First person to use the phrase "Future Sarcastic": Cory Doctorow (2003)